Grape Debater Prints

'I've always actually hated grapes, but you know, image is everything.'

Wine Lady

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

Trappist Monk Discord

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Mayo-A-Mayo

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Wine tasting

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

Like Minded

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

Verbal Orders

TV's hot new political show: Meet the Produce. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. Let's be frank. The Republicans have no fiscal discipline. And the tax-and-spend liberals do? We're not ballooning the deficit! Waging war to promote freedom is not free! You stupid rotten vegetable! You're low in vitamin E! Cut to commercial.

And now, for a rebuttal.

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

Nearly a third of the earth's life-forms have gone extinct. Cut! Stop with all the facts. This is debate club! But we're using a cable tv talk show format! What should I say? Unsupported opinions

Global warming debate.

Approved Debate Questions