Grant Pathfinder Gifts

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Hither and Yon sign

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Scurile travels

'I remember when all this was fields.'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"Our funding runs out in a month. Will everyone please think a little faster?"

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

Unusual Staircase

"Bloody Cyclops!"

Sidewalk the game

How?

BMX riding in Bavaria

life route

Failure - Success

The first cartoon. (A fish walks out of water on to land. Its footprints indicate a simultaneous path on both sides of a tree.)

Ulysses S Grant as William Tell, Defiant against the Greely-Gratz Brown Presidential Bid

'True, the Ezra Yomp Scholarship is very generous, but you have to be a capricorn to apply.'

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

You Are Here

Tourist Crossroad

The road less traveled

"... and that's the North Star. Knowing its location helps you chart a safe journey."

All trails go nowhere.