Corporate Pathfinder Gifts

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Hither and Yon sign

"Uh-Oh..."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

Scurile travels

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Yin and Yang VPs.

Pavement Artist

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

"About the shareholders meeting, ….Have Hayward update me on the smoke and Crampton brief me on the mirrors."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

"Who the hell is responsible for this no-blame culture???"

A note of warning, he doesn't suffer wise men gladly

No - what kind of answer is no?

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

"Watch what you say, Jenkins. It's but a short step from insolent to insolvent."

"There have been questions about the level of leadership in the company. I think we should consider the option of thinking about the possibility of setting up an action group to decided whether we should do something...maybe!"