Corporate Pathfinder Pillows

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Hither and Yon sign

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Uh-Oh..."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

Scurile travels

'I remember when all this was fields.'

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Yin and Yang VPs.

Pavement Artist

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

"About the shareholders meeting, ….Have Hayward update me on the smoke and Crampton brief me on the mirrors."

No - what kind of answer is no?

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

A note of warning, he doesn't suffer wise men gladly

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

"Who the hell is responsible for this no-blame culture???"

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'