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We're sunk. Everyone's supposed to bring their Grandma's best dish to the potluck. Don't panic. Helen's Grandma was from Scotland. Yeah. But the Patakis cook Indian feasts. And the Mercantis still make 10 course Italian dinners. What was your Granny's specialty? Jell-o cube salad. Mmm ... sweet or savory?

'I'm sorry Peggy, but at this point in time, I just don't feel like getting off the couch.'

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

"She used to just be a mom, but when I was born she was promoted to grandma."

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

'I know for a fact my grandma never used propylene glycol monoesters, polysorbates, sorbitan monostearate and di-glycerides.'

"It's an old family recipe - some flour and water, yeast, a little salt, mono calcium phosphate, polysorbate 60, calcium propionate..."

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

Yesterday of Minnesota.

Grandma wearing novelty T-Shirt: 'How's my Hungging?'

'Boy, Grandmas sure are cute at that age.'

Granny's Old Tyme Prostitute Chocolate Chip Cookies

"Could sir kindly eat more slowly, the signature dish takes a rather long time to make."

'I may not look like much but f**k with me and you're dead!'

'You realize I have to tell grandma about this?'

Healthy Eating.

"I'm going to my Grandma's on Thanksgiving to pig out...and also be thankful."

'I'd say he's tried Mrs Beeton's Recipe for a disaster.'

Osteo-pierogies

"Yes it is amazing you found a card with GOTH on it, Gran, especially with your eyesight."

"Gracie, if you're going off to college, you should know how to cook!"

'...and we add a couple of drops of our secret, habit-forming ingredient to each order.'

"Oh, I'm just between naps, Grandma."

'Granny's got wind again!'