Grandma's Kitchen Admirer T-Shirts

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Baker Romance

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

Scales

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Thank you for the wedding present.

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

"She used to just be a mom, but when I was born she was promoted to grandma."

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

Whistling Kettle

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

"So much to do... so little time."

'I know for a fact my grandma never used propylene glycol monoesters, polysorbates, sorbitan monostearate and di-glycerides.'

'One piece of toast or two?'

'I need a house with more counter space!'

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

Kitchen chef

A watched kettle never boils.