Grandma's Favorite T-Shirts

"Oh, I'm just between naps, Grandma."

"Yes it is amazing you found a card with GOTH on it, Gran, especially with your eyesight."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Rock on Grandma!

'I'm sorry Peggy, but at this point in time, I just don't feel like getting off the couch.'

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

Mister Oedipus.

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"

Galileo Galilei gets hugs and kisses for stating the world moves around his mother.

"She used to just be a mom, but when I was born she was promoted to grandma."

'I know for a fact my grandma never used propylene glycol monoesters, polysorbates, sorbitan monostearate and di-glycerides.'

We're sunk. Everyone's supposed to bring their Grandma's best dish to the potluck. Don't panic. Helen's Grandma was from Scotland. Yeah. But the Patakis cook Indian feasts. And the Mercantis still make 10 course Italian dinners. What was your Granny's specialty? Jell-o cube salad. Mmm ... sweet or savory?

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

'Grandma, show me the chicken's nuggets!'

'It's agreed we start a word-of-mouth campaign with each of our mothers.'

'Boy, Grandmas sure are cute at that age.'

Grandma wearing novelty T-Shirt: 'How's my Hungging?'

Nana pod.

Lady with walking frame on skis.

"I'm going to my Grandma's on Thanksgiving to pig out...and also be thankful."

"I'm prescribing my mother for your insomnia. She'll call you tonight to talk about her grandchildren."

'You realize I have to tell grandma about this?'

'I may not look like much but f**k with me and you're dead!'

"Mom, when you want some privacy wear this. No one will come within 20 feet of you!"

'Jenny, this is a really big step for mommy.'

Osteo-pierogies

Desk pictures.

"This is great, Mavis! Let's have another go!"

"Your cats are fine."

"Like this, Tommy?"

'Granny's got wind again!'

"Dad says you can tell the age of trees by their rings. Does that work for Grandmas?"