Grandma's Jewel Lover T-Shirts

"Dad says you can tell the age of trees by their rings. Does that work for Grandmas?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

A Zircon Is Forever

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Cow and Milk

Posh Easter Egg

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

Do you like my bling?

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

Unbeknownst to Charlene, the new earrings that Burt gave her were actually bass lures.

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.