Grandma's Jewel Lover Gifts

"Dad says you can tell the age of trees by their rings. Does that work for Grandmas?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

A Zircon Is Forever

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

Posh Easter Egg

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Cow and Milk

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Do you like my bling?

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.