Jewelry Lover Gifts

Jewelled 'Eradicate Poverty' bracelet

Denise sports her new hummingbird feeder earrings.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Full refund if she comes to her senses within 24 hours.'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

'Do you have something for my sinuses? I don't want my ring to rust.'

"I find that, the older you get, the bigger your jewelry has to get."

"Yes, that is a pretty penny...but when I said that what the necklace would cost, I meant..."

Thieving magpie perched on top of CCTV camera.

'Oh my, THAT'S never happened before!'

'Why does your Superbowl ring have a picture of Captain Crunch on it?'

"She scares the s**t out of me, so it's gotta be really expensive."

"He lost an earring."

"And so are the payments."

'Herb liked his medical alert bracelet so much, he got the matching earrings.'

'I hope you don't mind, dear -- I got my ears pierced.'

'Gee, thanks for the earrings dear. They'll match the bracelet you gave me last year.'

"Jewelry, Jordan, is love made visible."

'We're more or less engaged - he's just waiting for his fiancée to return the ring.'

'I'll show you my etchings if you show me your piercings.'

"No, sergeant! I said the man was heavily PIERCED"

'Ooo -- I think neck chains are sexy!'

Faberge Chicken

'Best of all; since I've been wearing them I haven't had a bit of arthritis.'

"But can I keep the ring?"

"And I'll thank you not to refer to these as my Barbara Bush pearls."

Since she is allergic to bug sprays, Trish found a solution...

'You say these were your grandmothers?'

'Now is there anything you want to ask me? For example, 'where did you get that fantastic necklace?''

Bob tries to cash in on Hollywood's success.

'And it has a GPS system to put you in the right place at the right time.'

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

'Look, noveaux riches...'

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

"I do like the necklace you suggested for mommy ... but check out this John Deere riding mower!"