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Jewelled 'Eradicate Poverty' bracelet

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

'Full refund if she comes to her senses within 24 hours.'

'Do you have something for my sinuses? I don't want my ring to rust.'

"I find that, the older you get, the bigger your jewelry has to get."

Thieving magpie perched on top of CCTV camera.

"Yes, that is a pretty penny...but when I said that what the necklace would cost, I meant..."

'Herb liked his medical alert bracelet so much, he got the matching earrings.'

"She scares the s**t out of me, so it's gotta be really expensive."

'Why does your Superbowl ring have a picture of Captain Crunch on it?'

'Oh my, THAT'S never happened before!'

"And so are the payments."

"He lost an earring."

"I do like the necklace you suggested for mommy ... but check out this John Deere riding mower!"

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

'Look, noveaux riches...'

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

'And it has a GPS system to put you in the right place at the right time.'

'Now is there anything you want to ask me? For example, 'where did you get that fantastic necklace?''

'You say these were your grandmothers?'

"And I'll thank you not to refer to these as my Barbara Bush pearls."

'I hope you don't mind, dear -- I got my ears pierced.'

"But can I keep the ring?"

Faberge Chicken

'Best of all; since I've been wearing them I haven't had a bit of arthritis.'

'Ooo -- I think neck chains are sexy!'

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'Gee, thanks for the earrings dear. They'll match the bracelet you gave me last year.'

"No, sergeant! I said the man was heavily PIERCED"

'I'll show you my etchings if you show me your piercings.'

'We're more or less engaged - he's just waiting for his fiancée to return the ring.'

"Jewelry, Jordan, is love made visible."

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"Tooth? I'm here for your jewellery!"