Grandad's Partner In Crime Gifts

'Who put Grandad's teeth in the aquarium?'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Prize vegetables.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"His first out-of-body experience."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Thomas Mann.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Local Knowledge

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Feel free to take notes."

Bite out of fishing pier.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Gardener attacked by plants.

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."