Grand Gesturer Gifts

"Crikey! I wasn't intending to shout it from the rooftops!!"

Cat Reunion

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

The Bearskin Hat Family

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Sculptor's chippings

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

"Dave, the company has decided to let you back inside on one condition: While speaking, you must never, EVER do that ironic, 'in-quotes' twitchy thing with your fingers again. Take it or leave it."

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

When mimes make an appointment...

"Isn't it enough we tip well? Must we also like him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter?"

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

"Can I just leave a small tip?"

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

Ballerina and the light switch.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

My husband just insisted on coming in and buying me a big bouquet of flowers!'

I know 'enjoy the day' is the latest trendy, trite pleasantry, but in this store, we stick with the classic, 'Have a nice day'.

Al's Diner. No Tipping (wink, wink).

"First the porridge is too hot, then too cold... you're getting a lousy tip."

Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.'