Grand Design Enthusiasts Gifts

"The inspiration behind my Grand Design project is...erm?"

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Early Colour TV

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Early cave painters

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Naked Furniture

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

Roller Coasters

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

Futons/Futoffs

Sir Cecil Beaton

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

Cave Wallpaper

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

'Wow, NICE Flat!'