Grand Design Enthusiasts Gifts

"The inspiration behind my Grand Design project is...erm?"

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Early Colour TV

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

Early cave painters

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Naked Furniture

Futons/Futoffs

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

Roller Coasters

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

Sir Cecil Beaton

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.

'Wow, NICE Flat!'

Flower tribute