Grammarnista Gifts

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"Call me, Ishmael."

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

'Please, Miss, surely 'trousers' should be singular at the top and plural at the bottom?'

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

"Your spelling, grammar and typography are all dreadful... Do you really want to end up as a cartoonist when you're older..??

'No, Kevin -- there isn't any margin of error on spelling tests.'

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

No New Grammer Schools

"She keeps shouting, 'couldn't, didn't, can't'."

Apostrophe. . . Apostropher

'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

'I told you. . . H not S!'

Spam.

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

An expletive of editors

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

"Oh, do stick it adjectively adverbially where the 'effin' sun don't shine!"

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

I just spend all day inventing the conjunction! And?

Multitasking

"I love the similarities between us. You use irregular verbs, I use irregular verbs."