Grammar School Teacher Gifts

'Turner don't use that expression 'Pie int he sky' its sounds ridiculous and don't point!'

A Puppet Named Juan

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Punctuation Police

A Copy Editor and His Dog

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

Shakespeare was bisexual

'The Questioner'

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."

Dating an English Major

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Lessons in Prehistory.

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

'Stick them up...'

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

Thomas Hardy