Grammar School Teacher T-Shirts

'Turner don't use that expression 'Pie int he sky' its sounds ridiculous and don't point!'

A Puppet Named Juan

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Nathaniel Hawthorne

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Punctuation Police

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'The Questioner'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Shakespeare was bisexual

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Lessons in Prehistory.

Dating an English Major

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

'Stick them up...'

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

Thomas Hardy