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'I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson, but when you've become as excellent of a teacher as you are, you've forfeited your right to retire.'

'Well, technically, the Ural Mountains are located on the Earth, but I wanted you to be a bit more specific.'

'Welcome to Geography.' 'Are we there yet?'

'The challenge in teaching junior high is that the maturity levels can fluctuate from 12th grade to 3rd grade in a matter of seconds.'

'Sorry, you're not sadistic enough to be a P.E. teacher!'

School Crossing.

'I'll have the decaf. Twenty-one second graders will provide me with enough stimulation.'

Speeding school bus.

Teacher gets killed by paper aeroplane.

Welcome to your new English Class.

"How come you're always trying to teach me things I don't want to know?"

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'It's a note from my school bus driver. He wants all kids to stop eating sugar coated cereal for breakfast. He says he can't handle thirty sugar highs.'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'Oh no! It's the City Academy, Community College, Centre of Vocational Excellence and Specialist School run...'

'Wrong, Mr. Kelly. And might I add that 'rectum' is not the answer to any mathematics problem.'

'I sense that you're experiencing a bit stress. They say that shopping is therapeutic. How about joining my Mom and I this weekend!'

'Rotten teacher made us stay behind and eat salad...'

"Grading all of these papers is making me realize that I'm not really getting through to them."

The violin lesson

Doctor's compliment

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

"Congratulations, your funding request for the field trip has been approved."

With these ten digits I will be able to keep you busy with homework for the entire school year.

'I think I'm going to need a wide angled lens...'

School kid discovering history books covered in cobwebs

People of Courage

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

Trumpet Voluntary.

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"Having more fruits and vegetables does make for better food fights."

Pulling your weight.

Karl marks