Grammar Pundit Gifts

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

In the Guru District

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

I will study my speling words...

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Punctuation Police

Someone who knows apostrophes

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Difference of Opinion

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."

Lessons in Prehistory.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Nuts to you, too."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"