Grammar Nerd Pillows

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

"No, no, common mistake. I'm your guardian angle."

"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad!"

'Question'

"Jacques, some of us don't care whether 'water' is masculine or feminine."

'Excuse me, sir. How do you spell magna cum laude?'

'Misspelled...anything helps'

Punctuation Police

A Puppet Named Juan

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Thru versus Through Traffic

I will study my speling words...

A Copy Editor and His Dog

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Someone who knows apostrophes

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

What's normal?

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'The Questioner'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."

"Nuts to you, too."

Dating an English Major