Grammar Enthusiasts Pillows

Annual Pedants Conference.

THE REPORT: Some of this is brilliant, but that can be fixed.

'Thou shall not kill, comma...'

'By the way, there is no 'Z' in resume.'

'Quick!... How do you spell, S. O. S.?!'

The Despondent Clause

'Yeah, we get a lot of complaints about our spelling.'

"I enjoy cooking my pets and my family."

A Puppet Named Juan

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Thru versus Through Traffic

I will study my speling words...

A Copy Editor and His Dog

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Punctuation Police

Someone who knows apostrophes

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'The Questioner'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Dating an English Major

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"