Grammar Aficionado Pillows

At The Dictionary Factory

"Ah. I believe you mean 'Do I have any idea with whom I am speaking.'"

'Does 'pass the ketchup' have a question mark?'

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

"I wish I was dead."

A Puppet Named Juan

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

I will study my speling words...

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Punctuation Police

Someone who knows apostrophes

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'The Questioner'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

"Nuts to you, too."

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Dating an English Major

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'