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"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

"No, no, common mistake. I'm your guardian angle."

"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad!"

'Question'

"Jacques, some of us don't care whether 'water' is masculine or feminine."

Good Enough for Goverment Werk

Gee, this is my lucky night. You see, when it comes to women, I'm not a leg man; I'm not a breast man; I'm a punctuation man. ! !

Exclamation points sustained. !!!

'Excuse me, sir. How do you spell magna cum laude?'

'Misspelled...anything helps'

"I Tarzan . . ."

Punctuation Police

A Puppet Named Juan

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Thru versus Through Traffic

I will study my speling words...

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Someone who knows apostrophes

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

What's normal?

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'The Questioner'

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."