Grain Foods Gifts

Queen of Quinoa

Sale! Weed Whackers

Lawnmower

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

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I want to be a lawn!

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

The staple grains tended to look down on the more specialized fare... like quinoa.

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

Ref shows footballer green card.

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

An apple a day!

When Cows Discovered Mowers

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

World Food Supply Impacted By Ukraine War

'How can it be whole if the wheat has been ground into a powder?'

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

Hipster Yard

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

"Humans grow it everywhere and spend lots of time mowing it short, then, they don't even eat it..."

Ted tests the limits of his new mulching mower.

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

Grade 'A' Grass.

Cilla Black

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."