Graduation Jesters Pillows

School of Baristas

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'I take it his performance review went well.'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

Obedience School Graduation.

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

Medical school graduation gowns.

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

Bovine Proctology Graduation

"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

"If it's any consolation, Alex, it's the first 'G' I've ever given."

"Clever girl."

Medical School Graduations.

'And remember you success will be measured by how much money you donate to the universities alumni fund.'

Graduation day at Cowboy School

"Sorry, Higgins, but this isn't a diploma. It's a subpoena!"

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

Western Institute of Architectural Design - Congratulations class of 2005!

"Put 'er there!"

Harvard Surgeons - Class of 2019

Pair of pants thrown in the air along with students' caps.

'Teacher training has become harder and harder these days!'

Dunce's Cap.

"I gave permission for you to Skype my class, not skip it."

Five-Star Canine Obedience School Graduation.