Graduation Jesters Mugs

School of Baristas

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

'I take it his performance review went well.'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

Bovine Proctology Graduation

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"If it's any consolation, Alex, it's the first 'G' I've ever given."

"Clever girl."

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

'And remember you success will be measured by how much money you donate to the universities alumni fund.'

"Put 'er there!"

Graduation day at Cowboy School

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

"Sorry, Higgins, but this isn't a diploma. It's a subpoena!"

Harvard Surgeons - Class of 2019

'Teacher training has become harder and harder these days!'

"I gave permission for you to Skype my class, not skip it."