Graduation In Aeronautics Gifts

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

The Hobby Store

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

Boy pilot.

Airplane food

Parking meter on the moon.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

Fish Aeroplane

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

Red Arrows Rookies

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

Life in the fastest lane.

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

"Student driver."

Bob found maps very misleading.

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

"Is there something on my face? I've never had anybody watch this demonstration before."

A flighttime story

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

Astronaut