Graduating Flight School Gifts

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

"As you'd expect, the control panel of a modern passenger jet is very complex."

"Student driver."

I got ejected from flight school the hard way.

A jumbo jet

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Life in the fastest lane.

Fish Aeroplane

Red Arrows Rookies

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

"Student driver"

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Pontius Pilot: "You simpleton!! I said flaps 10 degrees, not 8! One more mistake like that and I'll have you crucified!!"

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

Astronaut

'Delicious. Mind giving me the recipe?'

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.