Graduating Flight School Mugs

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

"As you'd expect, the control panel of a modern passenger jet is very complex."

"Student driver."

I got ejected from flight school the hard way.

A jumbo jet

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

Fish Aeroplane

Life in the fastest lane.

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

"Student driver"

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Pontius Pilot: "You simpleton!! I said flaps 10 degrees, not 8! One more mistake like that and I'll have you crucified!!"

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

Astronaut

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

Angel learning to fly...

Flight School.

"Let's skip the taxi-ing and land right at the gate. I really have to use the bathroom."