Pilot School Graduation Mugs

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

Fish Aeroplane

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"Student driver."

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

Angel learning to fly...

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

'Delicious. Mind giving me the recipe?'

A jumbo jet

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Try Bob's Flight School

Jetplane flying through clouds.

'Call for back-up.'

Captain Pointy No.15 - Landing lesson

We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...

"And above all, the most important component to ensure the safety of daily operations on every single flight is to ask the flight attendants if the temperature is OK."

'Captain, I see another plane at 10:22.'

"Okay. Next, we're going to do an emergency stop."

"I don't care about the test. Put the bloody breaks on!"

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

Al's helicopter school teaches with a tethered helicopter.

Flying School.

"As you'd expect, the control panel of a modern passenger jet is very complex."

Acting lessons.

'Today, gentlemen, we will discuss the clostridial diseases.'

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