Student Pilot Mugs

Angel learning to fly...

"Once airborne, the student of aviation quickly learns to counter and manipulate the pull of gravity."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

The Hobby Store

Boy pilot.

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

More jets.

'We better get him out of there! His heart rate and blood pressure are nearing last minute wine-shopper levels!'

Fast Track

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

Graduation Day at Drone School

'No, you can't fly the kite now...we'll be at the park soon.'

Captain Pointy No.15 - Landing lesson

At this time we'd like to seat students in rows one to four. - Flight School

'It's just natures' way of telling you you're a lousy driver!'

"They’re after a younger demographic."

'Test Pilot.'

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"

One boy flies remote control helicopter, another flies remote control air balloon.

"Behold, friends! Today, with this jetpack, I will escape the shackles of earth and do what all true birds are meant to do!!"

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

"And above all, the most important component to ensure the safety of daily operations on every single flight is to ask the flight attendants if the temperature is OK."

ACME skywriting school

'RIGHT! That's IT young man! You're grounded!'

'Excellent flying Pete! That was a brilliant Textbook landing!'