Student Pilot Pillows

Angel learning to fly...

"Once airborne, the student of aviation quickly learns to counter and manipulate the pull of gravity."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

The Hobby Store

Boy pilot.

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Red Arrows Rookies

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

'We better get him out of there! His heart rate and blood pressure are nearing last minute wine-shopper levels!'

Fast Track

More jets.

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

Captain Pointy No.15 - Landing lesson

'No, you can't fly the kite now...we'll be at the park soon.'

The phrase "pushing the envelop" came into common usage after Tom Wolfe used it in his book "The Right Stuff." We was describing test pilots with exceptional courage who were expanding the limits of flight. Ernie wants to become a test pilot and people ask me if he has the right stuff. Unfortunately, his level of courage can best be described by saying ... Ernie is unable to push the envelope because he's terrified of getting a paper-cut!

Graduation Day at Drone School

Man driving his desk along a street.

At this time we'd like to seat students in rows one to four. - Flight School

'It's just natures' way of telling you you're a lousy driver!'

"Behold, friends! Today, with this jetpack, I will escape the shackles of earth and do what all true birds are meant to do!!"

"And above all, the most important component to ensure the safety of daily operations on every single flight is to ask the flight attendants if the temperature is OK."

ACME skywriting school

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

'Test Pilot.'

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"

One boy flies remote control helicopter, another flies remote control air balloon.

'RIGHT! That's IT young man! You're grounded!'

"They’re after a younger demographic."