Flight School Graduation Gifts

Al's helicopter school teaches with a tethered helicopter.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

School holidays

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Fish Aeroplane

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

"No, when I said I dropped out of school, I meant I fell out the WINDOW."

Red Arrows Rookies

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

'That's Friday, Ed.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"My essay is titled Essay: Educational Tool or Tired Cliche?"

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Student driver."

"This is what I think of your stupid imaginary friend."

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

'It's just one thing after another. The minute they let you out of school, the garden starts to produce.'

Bell ringer.

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

'Their'll bee a reel seen when Dad gets a lode of this sea minus.'

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

"Student driver"

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Pontius Pilot: "You simpleton!! I said flaps 10 degrees, not 8! One more mistake like that and I'll have you crucified!!"

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.