Graduating In Aerospace Engineering Gifts

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

Fighter Jet Sneeze

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

The World Wide Web.

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Moon: Made in China

"Space exploration"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Two airplanes

Airliner

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

Life in the fastest lane.

Fish Aeroplane

Bird sitting on a wing.

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

Astronaut

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Entomology Reference

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Musk vs Bezos

"It beats flying for your food."