Graduation Gunners Gifts

Graduation Day At Skeet Shooting School

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

T-Rex as a graduation speaker. Everything was going well until someone in the first row moved!"

Now Firing.

Parental Role Model

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

Bovine Proctology Graduation

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

Congratulations grads

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

"Clever girl."

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

"Cool, what's it say?"

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

"Put 'er there!"

"I see that you graduated magna cum laude -- which is great -- but we're in the running for interleague championship... How are you at shortstop?"

"Sorry, Higgins, but this isn't a diploma. It's a subpoena!"