Graduation Galore Gifts

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Evolution Exam Results.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Pesky students.

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

Day one, post grad

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.