Graduation From Skydiving School T-Shirts

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

School holidays

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

"No, when I said I dropped out of school, I meant I fell out the WINDOW."

Fish Aeroplane

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

'That's Friday, Ed.'

"My essay is titled Essay: Educational Tool or Tired Cliche?"

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

"Student driver."

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

Sabrage

Bell ringer.

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'It's just one thing after another. The minute they let you out of school, the garden starts to produce.'

'Their'll bee a reel seen when Dad gets a lode of this sea minus.'

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

A jumbo jet

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'