Graduation From Skydiving School Prints

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

School holidays

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

Fish Aeroplane

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

Red Arrows Rookies

"No, when I said I dropped out of school, I meant I fell out the WINDOW."

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'That's Friday, Ed.'

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

"My essay is titled Essay: Educational Tool or Tired Cliche?"

"Student driver."

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"This is what I think of your stupid imaginary friend."

Sabrage

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'It's just one thing after another. The minute they let you out of school, the garden starts to produce.'

Bell ringer.

'Their'll bee a reel seen when Dad gets a lode of this sea minus.'

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

'Delicious. Mind giving me the recipe?'

A jumbo jet

Test Today. I didn't pass the test but I did beat the point spread.

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'