Graduating From Dance School T-Shirts

Takes a bow...

Odile

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Guitarist

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

No Elgar!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Theorbo

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Dance.

Dance.

Ballet dancer.

You're never too old for ballet!

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Dance.

Ballet Lovers

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

Bow

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'