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'Look - up in the sky. It's a bird, it's...what do you call that thing the Wright brothers are working on?'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

Fish Aeroplane

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

Life in the fastest lane.

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"Student driver."

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

"Is there something on my face? I've never had anybody watch this demonstration before."

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Astronaut

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

'Delicious. Mind giving me the recipe?'

A jumbo jet

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'That's New.'

Jetplane flying through clouds.

Captain Pointy No.15 - Landing lesson

We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...

At this time we'd like to seat students in rows one to four. - Flight School

"I don't care about the test. Put the bloody breaks on!"

"And above all, the most important component to ensure the safety of daily operations on every single flight is to ask the flight attendants if the temperature is OK."

'Excellent flying Pete! That was a brilliant Textbook landing!'

Flying School.

Al's helicopter school teaches with a tethered helicopter.