Graduating Without A Job Pillows

'FOR THIS I WENT TO COLLEGE?'

Big Bang Theory.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

U of Debt

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

"So...do you have a job now?"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

'We're looking for impartial people who think the way we do.'

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"It's hard to keep good people."

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

Day one, post grad

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"