Graduating Without A Job Pillows

'FOR THIS I WENT TO COLLEGE?'

Big Bang Theory.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

U of Debt

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"So...do you have a job now?"

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"This is what's known as a book."

'We're looking for impartial people who think the way we do.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"It's hard to keep good people."

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Day one, post grad

"Victims of out-sorcery."