Graduating With A Master's Degree Gifts

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

"You’d think being anthropomorphic would be enough but nowadays you need a Masters to even get your foot in the door."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'What's play?'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

His Master's Thesis.

Staff Yearbook

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Warning: Math Ahead!

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

“We thought it was so smart getting the phone out of the bottle, but then it went right for the clickbait.”

Odd Mortarboards.

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

"Now that you mention it, I think that I too may have a Master's in Education."

ECONOMICS 101, 'Everybody out! -- This class has been canceled by order of the Federal Government!'

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

Aw, @#$%, just go to business school. EMU. The Practical Muse.

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

PhD

"I guess we love Uni because we get to narrow our minds with like-minded people."

'I'm obliged to warn you that I am a Master of Business Administration!'

'I never realized how difficult mothematics was!'

'Try not to be an idiot.'

Psychology: Registering for this class is a No-Brainer

Maths Fail

"I was mistaken, these kids LOVE STATISTICS!"

"A Ph.D. in physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"Textbook."