Completing A Master's Degree Gifts

His Master's Thesis.

"Now that you mention it, I think that I too may have a Master's in Education."

Master's Degrees of the Universe

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

National Academy of Sport

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"You’d think being anthropomorphic would be enough but nowadays you need a Masters to even get your foot in the door."

Mutation D614G

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

Odd Mortarboards.

Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"I totally meant to do that."

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'I'm obliged to warn you that I am a Master of Business Administration!'

PhD

'Try not to be an idiot.'

The Diligent Student

"This is all going into my thesis."

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

"Your doctoral thesis so much reminds me of mine. No, wait a minute. I never had a doctoral thesis."

"In six more weeks, these M.B.A.s will be ready for market."

"Okay, but what about computer skills?"

"This is for business administration, this is for economics, and this one is for just showing up for class."

'It's a little chilly in here. Throw another batch of resumes we have on file in the fire.'