Grade Management Mage Gifts

'You could give it to your mom with a huge Valentine card.'

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"How'd I do on the test?"

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"But it did take hard work to get my A, B, C and D in that order down the card."

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

"Report card."

Examiners.

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

'I don't know whether these are good grades or not. The teacher calls them unique.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Mistakes were made...'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"All As? Are you hacking into the school's records again?"

"Our accountant is great. We were a C corp, but now we're a B- corp."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

'Straight A's. That means good.'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

"'C' isn't EITHER the new 'A'!"

'So, you see, Dad, if we compare our overall school performance, I'm actually doing better than you did at my age.'

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

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