Grade Analyzer Gifts

'An F in English, a C- in history, a D in arithmatic, an A+ in Sex Education!'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"I started a collection!"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

Examiners.

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

Truth In Education

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

'If you aren't careful, son, you'll be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"I can't believe it...a 'B' average on my report card? I'm not that smart! The theories of probability predict it's likely that the school's data system somehow encountered a catastrophic breakdown."

Examiners Nightmare.

"Freeze! We're taking a look at your additives, preservatives, artificial coloring..."

Grading Guidelines.

Lack of Nutrition Information

'Miss Figgs, as your Headmaster I feel it only fair to warn you that your exam marking is under investigation!'

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

"Somewhere, there's an A with my name on it, but apparently not my address."

"Robert prays for the answers."

"Not hired?! But I got A's in all my classes!"

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

GCSE Results.

"While it's true most of my grades have gone down, most were on low volume."

'But in the Global Marketplace you're only 650,247,555th.'

"I used to think I was content, but then I realized I was just an underachiever."

"How'd you do on your test?"

Girl to mom about report card: 'Second grade is hard because all of my training was in the first grade.'