Government Trends T-Shirts

The Government today banned the manufacture and sale of squirt guns, 'just in case.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"You're fired."

The Anti-Agent

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Trump pardons

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"National security adviser"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

Crap from the future.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

CIA report

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.