Government Trends Gifts

The Government today banned the manufacture and sale of squirt guns, 'just in case.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

The Anti-Agent

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Trump pardons

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"National security adviser"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Crap from the future.

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

CIA report

Government a la Carte

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"Absolutely not!"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus