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François Guizot

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"National security adviser"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Trump

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'We're out of duct tape.'

The spend is high

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

'Take a letter,'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

Trumpled

Afghanistan: A rock and a hard place.

"Elon… We're going to need a bigger chipper." "You got it!"

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'Lessee... He's keepin' my ol' guy at Defense, he's got a corrupt warmonger at State, a tax cheat at Treasury, an' the old Marc Rich pardon guy at Justice.... Nope -- I couldn'ta done a better job myself!'

Famous Pieces of Paper

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"

"If you represent special interests, I can seat you immediately."