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François Guizot

"National security adviser"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Trump

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

The spend is high

'We're out of duct tape.'

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

'Take a letter,'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"

"Elon… We're going to need a bigger chipper." "You got it!"

Trumpled

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

Famous Pieces of Paper

Afghanistan: A rock and a hard place.

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'Lessee... He's keepin' my ol' guy at Defense, he's got a corrupt warmonger at State, a tax cheat at Treasury, an' the old Marc Rich pardon guy at Justice.... Nope -- I couldn'ta done a better job myself!'

Report No Evil

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."