Gourmet Pizza Gifts

"Did you order the, eye of newt and bat's wing topping?"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

The wonderful world of cheese.

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

His Her Cakes

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

French wine

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Menu Dating

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'It's my favorite.'

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer