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'Grate two hundred grammes of cheddar cheese...' - 'Uh-oh.' - 'Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...' - 'Cheese gives me nightmares.' - 'Argh!!! No!!! Make it stop!! I can't take the pain!! No!! Arghhhh!!!'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Beach Barbecue

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"The bagels are better in New York."

Cheese Pile

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Raw Piano Bar

"It's made with real angel hair."

"So...that's B11, C8, F5, and A3?"

'Awesome!'

"We grind our own catnip."

'Oof.'

Pig Cheese

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

The Pie Chart of Mystery

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

"No, thank you. I'd prefer seeing a menu from the restaurant across the street."

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

"Okay, that's one pizza with all our toppings and one without."

Church mice: 'We'd like to talk to you about cheeses.'

'My main responsibilities are making people fall in love with cheese!'

"If I admit that I was wrong I would be admitting to myself that my whole life and everything I am and believe in is based on lies!"

Man is preparing pizza by the slice.

'I've got a memo here from the Big Cheese...'

"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."

Pizza Express