Gourmet Panini Maker Prints

'Grate two hundred grammes of cheddar cheese...' - 'Uh-oh.' - 'Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...' - 'Cheese gives me nightmares.' - 'Argh!!! No!!! Make it stop!! I can't take the pain!! No!! Arghhhh!!!'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Beach Barbecue

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"The bagels are better in New York."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Cheese Pile

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Raw Piano Bar

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

"It's made with real angel hair."

"So...that's B11, C8, F5, and A3?"

'Awesome!'

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

'Oof.'

Pig Cheese

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

The Pie Chart of Mystery

"We grind our own catnip."

"Oh that's just a myth. It wasn't one extra straw that did this. It was a Steinway."

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

Swiss Cheese Factory. Did you get the job? Yes --- I finally found an employer who's impressed by all the holes in my resume!

"Okay, that's one pizza with all our toppings and one without."

"No, thank you. I'd prefer seeing a menu from the restaurant across the street."

Church mice: 'We'd like to talk to you about cheeses.'

'My main responsibilities are making people fall in love with cheese!'

Granted. On a picnic I can appreciate the convenience of chopsporks.

"If I admit that I was wrong I would be admitting to myself that my whole life and everything I am and believe in is based on lies!"

'I've got a memo here from the Big Cheese...'

"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."

Man is preparing pizza by the slice.